I wonder if a cave would be more comfortable, or a driftwood shack? It’s really unfortunate that I don’t like salmon…

I’m quite old… you wouldn’t think I could break out in teenage acne. But yup, I have. I also have a stomach ache. I woke up five or six times last night. And my palms are sweating.

All this because in 24 hours, I give two school presentations.

Sure would be nice to be a normal human being. Unfortunately, I think the only solution is to go into hiding as a hermit in a remote location. I’m thinking somewhere deep in the Coast Mountains where I can live off berries. I’ll turn my writing skills to pithy one-liners, offer them to passing hikers, and eventually gain a reputation for wisdom.

2 thoughts on “I wonder if a cave would be more comfortable, or a driftwood shack? It’s really unfortunate that I don’t like salmon…

  1. Deryn says:

    We’d all miss you so much though! Maybe you could try Toastmasters?
    Hope it goes well!

  2. Jacqui says:

    Good luck, Tanya. My palms are sweating in support.

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