I’m quite old… you wouldn’t think I could break out in teenage acne. But yup, I have. I also have a stomach ache. I woke up five or six times last night. And my palms are sweating.
All this because in 24 hours, I give two school presentations.
Sure would be nice to be a normal human being. Unfortunately, I think the only solution is to go into hiding as a hermit in a remote location. I’m thinking somewhere deep in the Coast Mountains where I can live off berries. I’ll turn my writing skills to pithy one-liners, offer them to passing hikers, and eventually gain a reputation for wisdom.