I’m part of a presentation to the Vancouver School Board tomorrow about the dismal state of my kids’ school. I’m a little nervous about the whole thing. I have to wear matching clothes and speak coherently, both of which are hit-and-miss goals for me.
On the bright side:
* I don’t have to wear my underwear outside my clothes, as I sometimes do when presenting about 50 Underwear Questions.
* I was once semi-trampled in a grade four stampede for bookmarks, and water was spilled all over my presentation materials. There are no bookmarks on offer tomorrow, and I’ll be sure to refuse water.
* The trustees are significantly less likely to pick their noses during my presentation than my usual audience members.
Wish me luck!