We stayed at a posh hotel this weekend (a birthday present get-away from Min).
Coolest part of the hotel stay: there were bodyguards stationed outside the room down the hall. Big, burly bodyguards with ear pieces and permanently stoic expressions.
Least cool part: these bodyguards did not seem to think Min and I presented any threat at all. Not even when Min started humming the James Bond theme song.
I need to work on my danger-osity.