Conversation between two 12-year-olds:
Girl A: Where are you going to be a neurosurgeon?
Girl B: Probably Los Angeles. They’re well known for pediatrics.
Girl A: But then you’ll have to charge people.
Girl B: What?
Girl A: In the United States, people have to pay for health care.
Girl B: Oh no! That’s so sad!
Girl A: Sorry to ruin your future.