Courtesy of my friend Jacqui, who should really have a blog of her own, here’s a book that I needed a couple years ago:

Text excerpt:
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the f*ck to sleep.

I’m not entirely sure if this is real, or a joke. If it’s real, it’s my new baby gift of choice.