I’m working on a book about underwear. At the moment, the content is weighted too heavily toward girls. So, in the name of research, I asked my 40- going on 14-year-old husband what interests boys about underwear. Here’s his list:

• Wedgies
• Wearing your underwear outside your pants
• Hanging underwear from flagpoles
• Racing stripes/skid marks
• Jockstraps, and the possibility of losing a testicle while wearing a jockstrap improperly

Males are a strange and unique species.