Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Our duplex neighbours have posted a Conservative sign at the end of our driveway! Our shared driveway!

If there are typos in this post, it’s because I am writhing in agony.

I can only see two options. First, we list the house and move. Not only will I thus avoid having to discuss the issue with the nice old people next door, but I can also use the for sale sign to effectively block their misguided political leanings.

Or, I can go immediately to the campaign headquarters of the Liberals, the Greens, and the NDP, obtain a sign from each, and box out that horrible blue one.

What to do, what to do…