Lately, I’ve been dreaming of having an actual office. (This could have something to do with the hair elastics, Barbie brush, and toy iguana currently taking up my desk space.)

My dream office would have a nice window by the desk. Just like the window by my current desk, except without the bed behind it. And definitely without the pile of laundry on the bed.

Let’s see… what else? A wooden desk painted white. Some sort of breezy curtains. A shelf full of inspiring office supplies like colored paperclips. (Seriously. Those are important.) And tea. Delivered by the butler.

Ah… the butler. Almost forgot about him. When IS his starting date, anyway?