I have to describe myself in eight words or less, for a form interview. Ack! Writing bios is already excruciating, but what does one do with eight words? So far, these are my options:

  • In a crisis, only good at making tea.
  • I’m funny in other ways.
  • Usually wears matching clothes. Not always clean ones.
  • Often having one real conversation and one imaginary.
  • Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Big nose. Many words.

Votes? Better ideas? Maybe I should stick to one word and just write, “boring.” Or “neurotic.” Or, how about:

  • Loses mind when writing eight-word bios.

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