Silence: Did you do a presentation today?
Me: Yes.
Silence: What did you wear?
Me: The same thing I’m wearing now.
Silence: Oh. My friend Emma has an umbrella in that exact pattern.
Silence: Did you do a presentation today?
Me: Yes.
Silence: What did you wear?
Me: The same thing I’m wearing now.
Silence: Oh. My friend Emma has an umbrella in that exact pattern.
Example two:
Me: I’m going to the Young Professionals in Transportation tonight to present.
Daughter: YOU’RE attending the YOUNG professionals in transportation…????
Ack! That’s grounds for getting sold on Craigslist!