Conversation between two 12-year-olds:

Girl A: Where are you going to be a neurosurgeon?

Girl B: Probably Los Angeles. They’re well known for pediatrics.

Girl A: But then you’ll have to charge people.

Girl B: What?

Girl A: In the United States, people have to pay for health care.

Girl B: Oh no! That’s so sad!

Girl A: Sorry to ruin your future.