TK: Dream Butler, I’m going to be doing a lot of work today. I’d like extra bacon with breakfast, and I’ll need my usual coffee, of course.

DB: Vanilla, or Almond?

TK: Almond, darling. And I’ll need complete silence while I work.

DB: Of course, Madam.

TK: Hold all my calls. No matter how many desperate publishers or agents phone the house, I’m not to be interrupted.

DB: Certainly, Madam.