Five Annoying Things About Editors:
1. They refuse to sacrifice perfection for tight timelines.
2. They tell you when your jokes aren’t funny.
3. They tell you that your slang went out of style in 1986.
4. They have an unhealthy obsession with narrative flow and consistent voice.
5. They refuse to see your grammatical quirks as cute and endearing.

Five Good Things About Editors:
1. They refuse to sacrifice perfection for tight timelines.
2. They tell you when your jokes aren’t funny.
3. They tell you that your slang went out of style in 1986.
4. They have an unhealthy obsession with narrative flow and consistent voice.
5. They refuse to see your grammatical quirks as cute and endearing.