“Among their circle of friends, Michael and Liv face an increasingly savvy field of rivals for the title of most sought-after and enviable couple.”

This is from “Our Marriage: Annual Report 2008” by Kevin Chong in the latest issue of The Walrus. It looks like a double-page ad spread, and I almost missed it, but it’s pretty much the funniest thing I’ve read all year.

If you’re good with the zoom button, you can read the whole thing here.