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Friday story time

I spend many of my days researching, and I often come across strange and fascinating tales that don’t quite fit in my books. Thus, Friday story time is born. Because really, does a great story need a reason? Here’s this week’s tidbit:

Alvar Nunez Cabeza de Vaca was treasurer of a Spanish expedition in 1527. Heavily infected with gold-fever, the crew landed in Florida and declared the area a part of Spain. Then half the group — including Cabeza de Vaca — decided they couldn’t possibly wait to settle and plan. They took off into the rainforest in search of treasure.

The men faced hurricanes, bugs, and disease. Their efforts at diplomacy included capturing the local native leader, so neighbourly relations were somewhat fatal. Finally, after weeks spent lost in the swamp, a couple hundred men arrived back at the coast. Slaughtering and eating their remaining horses to regain their strength, they then patched together a few rafts and attempted to sail to Cuba.

By the time another storm swept them onto the beaches of what is now Texas, there were only 80 left alive. All were enslaved by local natives.

But the story grows stranger…

Cabeza de Vaca eventually escaped captivity, became a trader and faith healer, and travelled with native groups across the southern portion of the continent. After a chance meeting with other Spanish explorers, he returned to Spain in 1537. He served as a (likely corrupt) governor in Mexico and a judge in Seville, Spain.

He was one of only four men to survive the expedition.

Friday story time

I spend many of my days researching, and I often come across strange and fascinating tales that don’t quite fit in my books. Thus, Friday story time is born. Because really, does a great story need a reason? Here’s this week’s tidbit:

During World War II, Italian soldier Felice Benuzzi was stuck in a British prisoner-of-war camp in East Africa. After months of confinement, he grew bored. So he convinced two other prisoners to sneak past the guards and climb Mount Kenya with him.

Using home-made clothing, tents, and crampons, the three men evaded leopards and rhinos at the base of the mountain, then climbed all 16,300 feet to the summit and hoisted a homemade flag.

Having conquered a mountain that had beaten hundreds of experienced mountaineers, Benuzzi and his friends returned to their prison camp and turned themselves in.

From the mailbox

I love receiving letters. This week brought one from a grade four student named Banff in Aurora, Ontario.

In part, it reads:

My purpose in writing this letter is because you write very interesting books and I learned a lot about underwear. I also have some questions. Why did you decide to become an author and why did you write 50 Underwear Questions?

I hope I did not disturb your writing. I am now done my letter and I hope you will find time in your work to reply.

Is that not the sweetest closing paragraph ever? I’m quite certain it is.

And in answer to Banff’s questions… I became an author because I love to write, and can’t imagine doing anything else; because I’ve tried working in an office and (“hate” is a strong word) intensely dislike it; and because I never, ever get bored learning about things like underwear.

Answer two: Whenever I’m not supposed to talk about something, I want to blurt it out all over the place. I’m a very bad secret keeper. BUT, I’m an ideal underwear-book writer. Because I can’t understand why, when everyone buys it and everyone wears it, no one talks about it.

Plus, undies have changed history in all sorts of interesting ways. Having read the book, you already know all that!

We won! We won!

Maritimers are very tricky people.

Last week, Hackmatack organizer Kate Watson sent me this e-mail:

I’m contacting the authors who didn’t get to attend to this year’s ceremony with a small favour. I’m wondering if you’d be able to send a short speech (less than one minute) to be read if you are the winner of the English non-fiction award.

The speech could be something fun or funny or just a straight-up thank you.

On Friday, she sent this:

I’m not sure if you’ve heard that you are the Hackmatack English non-fiction winner for 2013!

(I fooled you by telling you everyone had to send a speech ahead of time.)

I have been thoroughly out-sneaked! But, I am thrilled that 50 Poisonous Questions has won the 2013 Hackmatack for English non-fiction. It’s a reader’s choice award and I have to say, it means a little extra to know that kids read the book and voted for it!

Here’s what I said at the ceremony, in absentia:

When I received an e-mail suggesting that 50 Poisonous Questions was implicated in a Hackmatack, I thought someone had tested one of my venoms and was having a massive coughing fit. (I’m afraid I have a low vocabulary for an author, and I don’t get out of the house much to see the trees!) I was very relieved to discover the Hackmatack was an award, not a possible prison sentence for accidentally poisoning a student.

I loved writing 50 Poisonous Questions. It was so much fun to discover both the frightening and the useful sides of toxins. Thank you to everyone who took the time to read the book — especially to those who wrote or e-mailed me. I am truly, truly honoured by your votes.

May you discover many more noxious and noteworthy things in your future reading!

Again, many thanks to everyone who organized, read, and voted. And congrats to the other Hackmatack authors and illustrators!

Friday story time

I spend many of my days researching, and I often come across strange and fascinating tales that don’t quite fit in my books. Thus, Friday story time is born. Because really, does a great story need a reason?

In 1881, American Adophus Greely (a man with no northern experience) led a scientific expedition to the Arctic. Because the summer was unusually warm – something Greely had no way of knowing – his crew was able to sail far toward the pole. Supply ships were unable to reach them the next year, and rescue attempts failed in 1883. Eventually, Greely’s ship sank, and 24 men sailed small boats for 250 miles in an attempt to meet a supply party. When they arrived, they found no rescuers and only enough provisions for a few weeks.

By 1884, when a relief ship finally arrived, there were only seven men left. One had been shot for stealing food; some had starved; some had drowned or died of frostbite; and some, claimed the newspapers, had been eaten. Rumors of mutiny, poor leadership, and cannibalism followed Greely for the remainder of his life.

In an interesting epilogue, data from early scientific expeditions – even the catastrophic journey of Adophus Greely – is now being used to measure climate change. So all those chewed-up sailors can rest, knowing their deaths have a purpose at last.

The pre-write

I finished the bulk of the research for my next non-fiction book. But when I faced the first draft, here’s what happened inside my brain:

1. Great subject.

2. Might be hard.

3. A lot of words.

4. Could be excruciating.

5. This is going to take hours and hours and hours.

6. Lots of interesting stuff.

7. I don’t see how it’s going to tie together.

8. Probably really hard.

9. Maybe if I start with just a paragraph.

10. The intro wasn’t so bad.

Honestly, I may as well have a tooth extracted every time I have to start a new project. I now have a good chunk written, thankfully, and while it doesn’t exactly tie together, it will get there.

Probably.

It’s all in the phrasing

In my high-school workshops a couple weeks ago, I talked a lot about the techniques we use when we’re telling stories to friends.

We start with a great hook: “Did I ever tell you about the time I was trapped in the mall?”

We include dialogue:
Then I was like, “No way.”
And she was all like, “Way.”

We set a mood: humour, or suspense, or action.

These are sometimes thought of as the techniques of fiction, yet we’re telling (reportedly) true stories. And if we can retain these storytelling techniques when we translate our tales onto the page, non-fiction becomes much more interesting.

Of course, when you teach a workshop, you always gain something in return. In this case, I discovered that one should never say “oral storytelling” to a group of 15-year-olds. Just say “storytelling.”

Lesson learned.

Can you handle the truth?

Deryn Collier is hosting a series of blog posts about the challenges of writing and parenting. She asked me to contribute, and of course I was thrilled to be a part of the project.

So far, the posts have been lovely and thoughtful.

Let’s be honest, though. Lovely and thoughtful are not my strong points.

I contributed a Cosmo-style quiz on how to tell whether you’re ready for the writer/parent combo life. It probably doesn’t reflect so well on my personal abilities. But hey, the truth isn’t always pretty!

Head over to Deryn’s blog to test yourself, and check out the other posts in this series here.

And let me know how you score on my quiz!

Non-fiction to change the world

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I spent Wednesday and Thursday talking to the senior classes at Southridge School about creative non-fiction. And wow — how do teachers do it? After two days of talking and smiling, my face is sore!

But, I met wonderfully talented students (and teachers), and heard amazing personal stories about everything from flight lessons to deer hunting. Plus, talking about non-fiction always reminds me of how much I love it.

Thanks for having me, Southridge!